Women : Post Pregnancy

>If she did not loose the weight gained during pregnancy -- Either you also put on weight so that you don't get to be blamed. Else be ready to spend money on the number of gym session she is going to try
> She did not get promotion but you get a salary hike and promotion too -- Blame it all on yourself , as she was spending six months of her time totally off work, while you were working extra time ( as you had nothing else to do) and entered the hall of fame at work.
> Sleepless nights for her - Whenever the baby decides to test his vocal chords, it is mommy to the rescue as you are helpless at least for first six to seven months.
>She quits her job and moves -- Just pack you bags and move wherever she goes, so that she can start work afresh.

Any sensible guy after this will never want to father another kid. But with past record two things are clear
Nature/God is a MCP and Men are dumb!
Just to clarify : I am still wise :-)